What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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