Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
no, he came in my armpit
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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