So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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