bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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