We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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