I want to stick my p in your. b.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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