Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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