So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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