are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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