so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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