I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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