Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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