Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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