i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Houston, we have a squirter
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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