No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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