Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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