My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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