these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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