apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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