It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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