bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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