She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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