his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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