arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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