Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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