whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Randomize
