i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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