Your mouth is God's brothel.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it because I queefed?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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