no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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