32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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