I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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