You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
