So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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