Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
