Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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