Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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