Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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