omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
