Cold hands, warm shart.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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