This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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