so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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