wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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