i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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