dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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