I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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