? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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