32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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