Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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