she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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