mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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