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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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(251): View more from Alabama

You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

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(847): View more from Illinois

When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.

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(719): View more from Colorado

the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Thanks for the bagel and the sex.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!

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