Yo dont text me then not text me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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