is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
vagina is talking i cant
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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