Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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