I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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