so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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