mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
only if we run a train.
done.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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