Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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