did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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