You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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