exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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